suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP







sobersexting:

imagine if you had to say every thought you had out loud







budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk







reginasmom:

iconic







Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.







cleopat-ra:

this is my favorite post on all of the Internet

























grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

©HS